Why Morningwhine?

I usually write in the morning. I really like wine. I thought the phrase was a really good play on words, but most importantly, the domain name was up for sale at an affordable price. I'm not going to lie, that really sealed the deal for me. is about me and all of the ridiculous thoughts and ideas that I have on a daily basis. And sometimes I’ll have a moment and talk about serious issues, but those are rare – at least at the moment. For your daily dose of the absurd, please make sure to visit the Blog, where I usually post my entries. As of today (March 30, 2013), Television is a new category where I'll talk about all the TV shows I obsess about. It's still under construction and a little disorganized, so bear with me, since I'm currently programming on a pissy netbook. And by programming I mean, dragging stuff around since my platform is pretty idiot-proof, but this is one of those rare moments where I'm just beyond any technological help. And on some days, I'll be posting some of my favorite things under Jelly, since I’m a little presumptuous, and I assume that if you’re reading this paragraph, it’s because you know me and love me; therefore, you have the desire to love the things I love. As far as I’m concerned, I’m well on my way to establishing a personality cult. Thanks for your participation.

Anyways, those are the current major features on the website. I’ll update this page as I flesh out a few more sections, but I think I have some interesting material. I just ask that you please bear with me as I work out all the kinks that a person with no knowledge of building websites encounters while she tries to build her own website.